The starship Enterprise

Welcome to the 21st Century.......Fox

Let's play a game.

Where in the world am I?

Captains log, Saturday Afternoon, 14th November 2009.

go on hum the tune!!! woowo, wooowoowoo woo wooooooooo,

Where is EVERYBODY??? and where am I ? any clue yet??

Ok a clue, from the outside it looks like an UFO, inside the crew are all transfixed, staring at their screens. ......

Congratulations!!!! You got it!! I'm enjoying the NEW Vue Venue. Love it or hate it, I am a movie mad momma and I can't help myself.

NEW bury in deed. It is official, we are no longer an historic market town, we are URBAN MAN. No, We are Megga Urban, man.

So, just as we, as a family, have finally shaken off our metropolis coating, and exposed our gentler rural centres, gotten in touch with Mother Earth, and chilled out, stopped rushing about, slowed our pace and started to "stop to smell the roses"? Now we have to urban up again, or move further into the sticks.

Am I ready for cow pats and muddy wellies yet? Perhaps it is good fortune that I had just packed my sling backs and high heels into storage and not donated them all to charity yet.

If this keeps growing, we will have our own metro underground like Newcastle, linking us to Reading and Southampton? Then imagine.....

How long will it take before we stop chatting to and greeting strangers? stop smiling at people we barely know? till we start clinging to our handbags, keeping our gaze focused firmly on the pavement, and mistrust everyone including our own kids? How long before old folks fear to go shopping, women fear to use car parks, and nobody dares go out after dark unless in a car or taxi? How long before beer cans litter the park, (Especially after a showing of the Big Screen in the Pavilion) and needles litter the gutters, Kids avoid the parks and open spaces because of the "dodgy people" that hang out there.

You think I'm joking? I lived in one of the smartest, areas of London, and it was just like that.