Oh no!
I fell of the wagon this week and indulged not only in chocolate but in biscuits and cake. Such is a chocoholics nightmare. Two, yes two, packets of Cadbury fingers. I lie. All addicts do, it was really BOXES. They were meant for families. I should sue Tesco for selling them so cheaply. That was the start.
Then came a series of "well just one won't hurt" episodes, and as all dieters /addicts/alcoholics know, there is no such thing as Just One! and we all know one thing leads to another, Nutella opened, jam sprread, cakes baked on some really feeble excuse, and all the goodies bought for the impending parental visit scoffed by the weekend! They arrive next week!
Teenagers reading about this and thinking about trying smoking or drugs you have been warned! If it is this difficult with chocolate imagine how it will be with the real hard stuff!
So a new week and a new start!!!
YCB's diet tips for the week.
Tip 1. Take baby for babminochinos when he is bored, then he will be so stressed and crazy you won't have tie for cake or pannini. NB. Do not enter cafe when Baby is asleep- too much temptation!
Tip 2. Eat grapes, instead of drinking wine!
Tip 3. Crochet cakes, instead of eating them! Keeps the hands busy and the mind occupied.
Tip 4. Knit cup cakes, see above, and present at afternoon tea with the girls, help them resist temptation too. (cakes seen in Beaumaris wales.)
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